Kids: Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work....

By tb351 - 28/05/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 21:53 - Ireland

Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML

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By Ibrowtheedge - 16/08/2018 20:30

Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML

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By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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First impressions

By wiseoldone - 03/02/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I'm going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out. I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML

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By bu09 - 07/03/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML

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By any means necessary

By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 00:02

Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML

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Monobrow

By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By msnewyearseve - 01/01/2012 17:19 - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 19:15 - United States - Easley

Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML

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alipod 11

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:02

why you did't look at the mirror before going to work?!

RockstarRN 10

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:05

How do you lose an eyebrow and NOT notice???

Comments

TKrisha_fml 5

Sunday 29 May 2011 10:23

how did u misss that. Did you not see that when you were doing your makeup?

KickItHigh 32

Sunday 29 May 2011 10:37

She must've had bangs that covered it or she didn't look in the mirror or do her makeup.

charger2010 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 11:30

you deserve it for trusting ur kids

nadhirah 4

Sunday 29 May 2011 11:42

I think that's cute :)

platypus546 24

Sunday 29 May 2011 13:19

it's not a set of keys is it? how far can it go?

ironchick 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 13:39

awwwww sorry to hear that OP!!!

Btreasure 8

Sunday 29 May 2011 14:15

um you have a job so I know you can afford a mirror.

coltsluvr123 2

Sunday 29 May 2011 15:16

how...? and dont you own a mirror at home...?

darkmis1 17

Sunday 29 May 2011 17:26

This is why you look in the mirror. YDI.

xxMichaxx 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 17:36

mirror anyone?!?

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