Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my Instagram followers out of curiosity who their...

By JpL - 25/04/2019 02:00

Today, I asked my Instagram followers out of curiosity who their favourite influencer was. Someone replied, without knowing it doesn’t come up anonymously, “Not you.” FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 20:31 - United Kingdom - Truro

Today, I had a conversation with a girl I don't normally talk to. She ended up saying I'm "not as annoying as everyone says." and "Oh… you didn't know?" FML

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Or does he?

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 00:30

Today, I read a message from someone on Instagram asking if I wanted to "hook up with a nice guy sometime." It was my uncle – he doesn't recognize his own family before messaging them. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 14:30 - United States - Alexandria

Today I was offered an opportunity on Instagram from a local lady to take photos of her home for her. I told my friends, because I was shocked. They were shocked too. But in the nicest terms possible, they were shocked because my Instagram "isn’t really professional enough to get such offers." Ouch. FML

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By Instacreep - 20/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that when someone posts a "story" on Instagram, they can see who has viewed it and how many times. I have been viewing an ex's story every day for the past week. We do not follow each other. FML

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Spineless

By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 02:01

Today, after weeks of thinking about how to ask my crush out, I finally was ready to message her on Instagram, only to find out that she unfollowed me after watching my last story. FML

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Woof woof

By Anonymous - 14/12/2022 07:00 - Australia - Brunswick

Today, I accidentally followed and inboxed my crush from my dog’s Instagram account. FML

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By mikeyamazing - 28/12/2009 05:00 - France

Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML

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Private everything, always!

By Unemployed - 31/08/2021 16:01

Today, I received an e-mail telling me the job offer I got last week was rescinded. Apparently, the memes I share on my Instagram page are "tasteless" and don’t fit the company’s values. I forgot my profile is public. FML

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LOL AWKS

By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 04:29

Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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manb91uk 22

Thursday 25 April 2019 2:13

I can tune my tiny little violin to play for you if you want?

TxKitten79 10

Thursday 25 April 2019 2:38

Maybe he did know and just didnt care.

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Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 25 April 2019 2:10

aight

manb91uk 22

Thursday 25 April 2019 2:13

I can tune my tiny little violin to play for you if you want?

Kelsie Lynn Christensen 13

Thursday 25 April 2019 2:26

Wow what a mean thing to say

Sinshine 28

Thursday 25 April 2019 2:57

That's something one has to expect to get when asking such a question. It's usually fishing for fake compliments anyway like all that social media nonsense.

TxKitten79 10

Thursday 25 April 2019 2:38

Maybe he did know and just didnt care.

weeping_willow 25

Thursday 25 April 2019 4:19

“Without knowing”

Mungolikecandy 19

Thursday 25 April 2019 7:18

Someone is a tad fragile and precious if one person saying something which is not important is and FML.

mssileas 25

Thursday 25 April 2019 10:22

Hun you need to get off of Instagram and stop feeding your ego with likes and comments, if this is all it takes to make you feel seriously slighted. It's hard to stand out between millions of profiles, and a few handful get lucky enough to profit off of it - not being one of those people isn't failure. Just log off for a while and I'll promise you'll find other talents and skills that will give you a real sense of confidence and validation, Instagram isn't it.