suckstobeme
United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
yup okay
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
hustled
Newcastle, Australia
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
Badnewca
United States
Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
Clunker
United States
Matching
Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
Anonymous
Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Anonymous
Notting Hill, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
lukey_G
United States
Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML
Tyto
Lewes, United States
Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML
Top comments
DrConstantine 0
I suggest one last ****. Then, as you finish, shoot in her eye and as she's complaining say, "Listen, I know you can't see me right now, but I never want to see you again either."
Silhouette_fml 0
Now I ain't saying she a gold digger... Wait, actually, I am.
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Comments (118)
Ohnoitslindsay 0
That is why you bought the car, isn't it?
eff_yo_life 0
sounds like a keeper! ;)
youswallow 2
LOL, cute.
Leviathan_fml 0
You asked, she answered.
vitaminsandminer 0
honestly she could have been joking, i think if my boyfriend asked that i would say something like that too even though its not true
dwang4 0
YDI you're probably a heartless bastard.
soxgirl54 0
you never ask these questions, you always set yourself up for disaster
joe1089 0
owned.
ohhhhshizzz 0
You should publicly humiliate her, throw money at her and then say that this is for all the ******* we've done, but only throw 10, 1 dollar bills. then she will see how much she is worth. ******* gold diggerr.
tsunamisurfer08 3
#23 wins. xD