Today, I asked my dad why we didn't have any baby pictures. His response was, "They got lost in the flood of '93." I was born in '95. FML
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Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML
Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML
Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML
Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML
Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML
Today, at the eye doctor, they asked for my birth date for the files. My dad answered quickly, "May 28, 1994." It was embarrassing to have to correct him with "April 19, 1993." Who's May 28? Way to go dad. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have been lying about my birthday. Now it makes sense how they "lost the birth certificate" or how many photos of me as a baby are dated before I was actually supposed to be born, because "the camera must've glitched, we must've confused the date we wrote in the back of that card." FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML
Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled, "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML
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juturnaamo 29
So, OP, how much do you look like your parents?
Welshite 40
You might find a baby picture on the side of a milk carton.
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Comments (64)
BI4ze 17
Well your parents love you. Obviously.
Enslaved 38
No baby pictures? Wow that's sad. I'm the last child born so there are endless pictures of my eldest sister, but only a hand few of me. I guess they got lazy with picture taking when I came around.
CoGhostRider 31
Now ask him where the time machine went.
SillyBeanie 8
Well you said the baby pictures maybe he thought you meant of him or your mom? Or your grandparents? Or maybe the flood was later on and he thought it was earlier, not even thinking about what year you were born. keep looking around you may find something in the house OP! There has to be something ask family! :)
PSYqualiac 17
Maybe you're a Time Lord?
Compgeek1996 5
No, Time Lords post on FMyRegeneration.com
quickit 24
I was going to say there's no need to jump to any conclusions but the more I think about it, the worse it sounds. Maybe try poking around the subject a bit more if it's something that's bothering you and you're curious about OP.
Mauskau 36
I managed to set my house on fire with a hairdryer and a pillow when I was three. We lost most of our baby pictures in the fire, because my parents kept them all in their bedroom which is where the fire was.
rieebee 23
Blame it on the Doctor. What's a few years between friends eh.
emeraldmyst 7
pretty sure it was a joke
patrickalamo 48
You just didn't know you are from a long line of time travelers.