Intimacy: Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because...

By kimboslice106 - 08/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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By dab1230 - 07/02/2013 00:26 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I asked my mother if I could have my boyfriend sleep over for Valentine's day weekend. Her response? "If you're on your period he can. Unless he's into that. Then no." FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By hannax - 16/08/2016 17:26 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, I was spending the night at my fiancé's house. He knew my period was about to start, so he asked if he needed to put a tarp down on the bed. He was dead serious. FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 12/02/2010 14:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML

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By alexa - 08/12/2015 17:14 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, my husband put on a nice suit and asked me out to dinner. When he found out I was on my period, he decided to stay home instead, since there was "no point" anymore. FML

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nicospec 1

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:05

How about playing Uno?

mikejunior88 4

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:06

he likes you for one reason clearly. now you get to decide if you want to be with a person like that or not.

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stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:33

He's pretty much right... You can do stuff but most women don't want to... Why whine? He's right...

shaniecerb 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 17:36

i kinda agree.i mean i wouldnt even want to spend the night with my boyfriend if i was on my period.what if it decides to do the ol sliperoo and u get blood on the sheets..or him!?but he could have said it in a nice and not so obvious way

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:39

You may have meant it innocently but you said "slept with me" in the op and it got categorized in intimacy. Therefore, one assumes you meant sex and that is generally something you won't do on your period...

afdude87 6

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:55

untrue. when you love or are with someone you care about, you work with what ya have.

shaniecerb 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 19:41

y?wen u can have it in a couple more days?her ****** aint goin nowhere.so yea.most ppl dont have sex when theyre on their cycle.doesnt have anything to do with care or love

lowloudflush 2

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:47

I know right, what a terrible girlfriend.

eminemchick 19

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:48

but he still could have a "bloody victory" (other FML reference)

mag3rk 1

Wednesday 8 June 2011 12:50

you should've responded with "my tampon gives me more pleasure than you ever would"

sabrinahusic 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 13:02

I think it was mentioned before but anal is a possibility. That's what my man and I do. There's other things too ******* and handjob. Your boyfriend is stupid. Or maybe he went to his other girlfriends house you know the one that's not on her period. ;)