Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML
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Melime88 0
I must say it's a bit amusing how serious you guys took it. I'm the one who did this FML and it was mostly meant to be amusing and funny. At first I took it as an insult, but it is really a compliment. I'm proud of my butt!
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wenta 1
well he likes your butt at least:D
stitch_book 4
bah! take it as a compliment, or thank him for being honest with a sense of humor.
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Comments (255)
MikkiFrezz 0
Wtf?? How does that make your life suck?
ScreamoxD 0
It would of been a better FML if he said, "I like small butts and i cannot lie."
LiLx_fml 0
big butts are nice! well not huge but if your skinny with a nice fat but then Dangggggg !!! :)
Inspired22 11
Your boyfriend is adorable!
conehead45 0
Stop using your mouth as a hamburger vacuum cleaner!
Brittneyyyy 7
I have a big butt too, OP. Don't worry, a lot of guys like 'em. Be glad your boyfriend is one of them ;)
ratso820 0
hey! that's not the name of the song I'm offended
KayAyBee 3
Haha I was just about to say the same thing! XD
tinfire 0
why would u not wanna have a big booty lol guys love that lol not an FML lol
mjammal 0
I like big butts and I can't not lie lol
5t3ff1k4h 47
Can't not? So you would lie about liking big butts. ;)
ninjasaurous 0
Clever, very clever.