Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML
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Melime88 0
I must say it's a bit amusing how serious you guys took it. I'm the one who did this FML and it was mostly meant to be amusing and funny. At first I took it as an insult, but it is really a compliment. I'm proud of my butt!
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wenta 1
well he likes your butt at least:D
stitch_book 4
bah! take it as a compliment, or thank him for being honest with a sense of humor.
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ninjasaurous 0
Thank you, Doc. At first, it was entertaining to see him being shut down. But then, it was completely, and udderly stupid. Knibbsy, or whatever the hell your name is, please go read a book, do some 5th grade grammar workbooks, and shut the **** up. Thank you very much.
xanothese 0
big butts are a good thing
bigdaddy18 0
he was trying to be funny and take it as a compliment
amh721 0
It's annoying when women ask a question then get mad when it's not the answer they wanted. If you can't handle it, don't ask. You know what you look like, it's called a mirror. Fishing for compliments isn't cute. You deserved it.
lola147_fml 0
From a woman with a big ass, YDI for asking a question you already know the answer to! It is perfectly fine to have a big butt, but it seems like you have a poor perception of it. I have always had a big butt, which got even bigger from running track and dancing. The key to happiness is not what other people think of your assets but what you do. So stop thinking of a big ass as a bad thing!
iliveinthesky_fml 0
*Yawnn.
lup3bbycakes 0
Isn't that a good thing?!
ahhshhfml 0
Uhm what's wrong with that..?
cherrycola22 0
op, you should realise that your boyfriend is saying he likes your ass. take it as a compliment.
dt520 4
so, he likes it, show it off ffs