Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML
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Melime88 0
I must say it's a bit amusing how serious you guys took it. I'm the one who did this FML and it was mostly meant to be amusing and funny. At first I took it as an insult, but it is really a compliment. I'm proud of my butt!
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wenta 1
well he likes your butt at least:D
stitch_book 4
bah! take it as a compliment, or thank him for being honest with a sense of humor.
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Comments (255)
LemonStarship 5
So he likes big butts. And what?
damnnnlexxxxxxx 0
why would you complain about that? I have a big ass and I love it.
notsoluckypup 12
Okay. Just let me say this: if nobody likes what I have to say then butt out. Basically all I said was that alot of guys like
k9obsessed 5
Lol relax, OP. even i can tell he was just being playful. Besides, if your man likes it, why does it matter if your butt IS big? ;)
notsoluckypup 12
"bootie" or whatever and whatnot. Sheesh
fearfulsymmetry 1
YDI for setting your boyfriend up with that question. You already know you have a big ass, why are you asking for confirmation? Or even worse, LIES?
PrincessNothing 0
Sounds like he was making a joke because you asked a stupid question. It was funny. Stop fishing.
forestqueenie 0
so what the **** up? there should be a button that says "that isn't an FML, stop complaining you whiny bitch"! who modded this?
PrincessNothing 0
Maybe they wanted everyone to tell the OP how much of a whiny brat they are.
KamilleBlack 3
This isnt a FML. would u have preferred if he said "Yes, ur ass looks huge. Lay of the McDonalds fatass"
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Knibbsy, I salute you. You did a great job defending yourself from 5t3ff and Kay. I actually read all of that and I think you're right.