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Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

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I must say it's a bit amusing how serious you guys took it. I'm the one who did this FML and it was mostly meant to be amusing and funny. At first I took it as an insult, but it is really a compliment. I'm proud of my butt!

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well he likes your butt at least:D

bah! take it as a compliment, or thank him for being honest with a sense of humor.

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How is this FML!

I must say it's a bit amusing how serious you guys took it. I'm the one who did this FML and it was mostly meant to be amusing and funny. At first I took it as an insult, but it is really a compliment. I'm proud of my butt!

YDI, Selfish fatass. I'm a girl, and rarely askes for compliments.

aren't those the lines from 'Doin' your mom'- the =3 musical,by RayWilliamJohnson?

Narciso_fml 0

I never understand this, guys like a big ass, just not a saggy one

YDI imo, I hate when other chicks ask this question, makes women look bad. Quit trapping your man, if you have to ask then you probably do.

haha

Arschloch04 0

So what's the problem, Fatass?

I'd rather have a big ass then no ass at all! i'm a woman and I can't stand skinny girls who have no ass or breasts!

uhhohh5252 0

uhm pretty sure thats a compliment