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Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

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I must say it's a bit amusing how serious you guys took it. I'm the one who did this FML and it was mostly meant to be amusing and funny. At first I took it as an insult, but it is really a compliment. I'm proud of my butt!

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well he likes your butt at least:D

bah! take it as a compliment, or thank him for being honest with a sense of humor.

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Ok seriously? How is this an FML? (First of all shame on you OP for asking ur b/f a trap question like that! I think women should be shocked or something every time we ask a dumb question like that. We have to break those habits, ladies, those kinds of questions are self deprecating and totally unfair.) I think that was the most awesome response ever! It was obviously meant to be light hearted and it was totally cute.

Apparently your boyfriend loves biq asses. You asked a question an he answered. Get a sense of humor and qet over it.

#185 q =/= g. Please learn and implement this fact.

not really an FML but its funny

1121osu2110 0

what wrong with a guy liking a big butt?! I do!! I like the bubble butts!

If you're going to ask a loaded question, expect a manswer.

you asked 4 it

Stephaline19 0

Lmao you guys are dumb,its just the internet don't fight. Ha! :P

psh i want a bigger butt. Lets trade.

why the **** even ask this question? you know if it is big or not.

KaylaJenai 0

This isnt even an FML... Everyone knows guys like big butts. But sometimes what they perceive as big, isnt big at all. Get over it xD