Today, I asked a coworker if she would cover for me on Easter because I want to spend it with my 3 year old daughter. She said no because she wants to spend Easter with her kids, too. She doesn't have kids. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to ask my coworker to cover for me for a few hours so I could go somewhere where they would pay me for my opinion. I had rescheduled this. Before I could ask, my coworker messaged asked if she could take the exact same time and date off to take her son to a school event. She beat me to it, again. FML
Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss then announced that he's coming with us. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML
Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
Today, my coworker has once again called in and asked me to cover her shift. She does this for every single one of her shifts, and my boss told me that if I don’t cover it, I’ll be fired. I used to have a life, but not anymore. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML
Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying that she tries to give time off to the other managers so they can spend time with their family and significant others. She looked at me and said she doesn't for me because I have no one special to spend time with. FML
Today, I was told I would also be covering some of my boss's shifts next week. She gets to go on a vacation to Europe with the bonus we earned her last year. That's why she was tightening our deadlines to the point where some of the employees had to hire babysitters for their children so we could stay at work. FML
Today, I told my future MIL that we couldn't see her on Christmas because I have to work that day passing out gifts to elderly patients, but that I would call off work to travel to see her any day after. That isn't good enough, so she asked my fiance to spend Christmas without me. FML
Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML
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strizz18 0
what a bitch
AmberlovesJb 0
Well she has a life to?!
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Comments (238)
lozorak 0
I would be pissed if that happened
notquite69 0
I hate it when people use their kids as an excuse to get out of work, especially when they expect others to cover for them. It's YOUR job. Do it you lazy ****.
BbyD13 0
Your boss is gay.
wankerwillie 0
Stuff it pole smoker.
wankerwillie 0
Not as much as the OP who expects someone to just give up their plans for her convenience. A me first no one else matters selfish person like the OP is a far bigger bitch than the coworker.
smileq6 6
reminds me of this Csi that the lady killed her children but still pretended to have them >.<
Capt_Oblivious 10
I had a couple of those once, those 'kid' things then, when the actual parents paid the ransom, I felt obligated to return them. You can make some good money off those little people.
KickItHigh 32
Nice one 80. Haha. Easter is usually a time for family which usually includes kids. What could her co worker do on the holiday? Sex with her bo? Psh, what a bitch. Those plans are for Valentine's day. But OP asked for a day off from the boss.
Dez31396 0
she doesn't have kids..... that you know about anyway...
every1luvsvag 10
I've got your back, Mr. Boners. I, Mr. Vag, agree that these ****-thumping, mud-*******, tear-sucking trolls are useless and therefore should shut the hell up. And learn some grammar, assholes. It seems that Mr. Boners, Monikabug, and myself are the only ones who know how to spell and articulate a sentence.
every1luvsvag 10
I ******* love you.
phenomysm 2
Maybe you can punch her in the face next time ;)