Today, I asked a coworker if she would cover for me on Easter because I want to spend it with my 3 year old daughter. She said no because she wants to spend Easter with her kids, too. She doesn't have kids. FML
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Today, I was going to ask my coworker to cover for me for a few hours so I could go somewhere where they would pay me for my opinion. I had rescheduled this. Before I could ask, my coworker messaged asked if she could take the exact same time and date off to take her son to a school event. She beat me to it, again. FML
Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss then announced that he's coming with us. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML
Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
Today, my coworker has once again called in and asked me to cover her shift. She does this for every single one of her shifts, and my boss told me that if I don’t cover it, I’ll be fired. I used to have a life, but not anymore. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML
Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying that she tries to give time off to the other managers so they can spend time with their family and significant others. She looked at me and said she doesn't for me because I have no one special to spend time with. FML
Today, I was told I would also be covering some of my boss's shifts next week. She gets to go on a vacation to Europe with the bonus we earned her last year. That's why she was tightening our deadlines to the point where some of the employees had to hire babysitters for their children so we could stay at work. FML
Today, I told my future MIL that we couldn't see her on Christmas because I have to work that day passing out gifts to elderly patients, but that I would call off work to travel to see her any day after. That isn't good enough, so she asked my fiance to spend Christmas without me. FML
Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML
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strizz18 0
what a bitch
AmberlovesJb 0
Well she has a life to?!
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Comments (238)
jokolopolop 0
isn't Easter a public holiday?
cyclonemetal 2
No offense, but your coworker is a total bitch
staceysgenesis16 0
is she the ceazy cat lady ??? :O
cuddleme 0
My role models in FML rite nexxt tto each other.
every1luvsvag 10
And now I am next to you, cuddleme. You are now one of my favorites, therefore I love you.
virginislanstan 0
I'm effing tired of these people with kids feeling entitled to every holiday off. Oh well OP, that's life. People gonna be bitches or be nice. Next time ask ahead of time.
TobyFunke 3
completely agree, I clicked in to write that, so I figured i'd just second yours. Like ohhh, I have a kid and work the same job that people without kids work, that makes me more special in every circumstance. hey I found a babysitter friday night, can you work for me? no... NO?! but I have a kid and could actually be free from that kid to have fun this friday... oh, i guess you shouldn't have had the kid if having fun on Friday nights was still important to you...
FreedomRider 0
She is quirky!
2kj 0
good for her, **** your kids
Claytonic 0
115 Flight of the Conchords ftw!
SamiLMS1 0
She is somebody's daughter too. Maybe her parents wanted to spend some time with their kids too.