Today, I arrived at work at 8, and business was abnormally slow, but we assumed it would pick up. Few hours later, we had not had a single customer. As I walk out of the restaurant, I realize the open sign has been off all day. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, at the supermarket where I work, we had at least 40 people waiting outside for us to open our doors at 7:00 a.m. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML
Today, while working at my job at a lumber/hardware store, my coworker told me he was taking an hour break instead of the usual half-hour. Not only did he leave me with a store packed with customers on Customer Appreciation Day, but he never came back until closing time. FML
Today, I came in to work early at a restaurant to help out. I stocked, baked pies for the next day, cleaned and set over 50 tables, and vacuumed the entire two stories. When I went to send an order for the first customer of mine, I realized I hadn't even clocked on. Four and half hours of work wasted. FML
Today, after working all day and putting in hours of overtime, I realized I never clocked in. FML
Today, my boss told me I could do my university work as long as I served customers when they came in. No customers came in all day, then I realised I’d been so focused on my laptop, I'd never noticed I’d left the bolt on the door, so customers couldn’t get in. My boss sacked me. FML
Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML
Today, the train to work was both late and almost empty. The city deserted with barely a soul in sight. It wasn’t until arriving at the office that I realised everything is closed due to a Public Holiday. I’m new to this state and not one colleague or acquaintance mentioned it. FML
Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML
Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said, "Oh well. Get to work." FML
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Quinnjamin 0
Was the cashier out running "those errands"?
WonderBlunder 0
Not a single customer?? I bet your restaurant sucks. Usually people will try their luck even if the "open" sign is not on during normal business hour.. And don't you have regular customers??
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Comments (103)
MochiHoshi 0
That's odd that people still didn't try the door. At all the stores and restaurants I worked at, people never played any bloody attention to the sign and tried to open the door, whether we were open or closed. (It was really annoying when we were legitimately closed though and they'd rattle the door a few times and glare at us.)
kukopia 0
Yet another FML w/o the pertinant facts. Who's responsible for turning the sign on? How much of your pay is from tips? How much fun did you have goofing off all day?? Additionally, tomorrow will be easier because you got EVERYTHING prepaired today. No facts, no vote, no care. No, really!
jane99 2
I would absolutely LOVE if no one came into my work.
tiffanyalexis 0
you stole this from spongebob.
Novah_fml 0
Yeah this is a spongebob instance. Noone doesnt go to a store based on the sign, especially in the day time when the signs are not very luminous anyways. "I figured the gas station was closed, there was no open sign"
confizzled 0
FAKE!! This is from spongebob.
Quinnjamin 0
Was the cashier out running "those errands"?
foolishworkerbee 0
i lol'd.
NeatNit 33
Errands? Errands? Errands? Errands? Errands? Errands? Are you finished with those errands?
itzcorinnelove 0
oh man, i guess there was no buisness for the krusty krab that day..
ZombiezEatU 0
lol #60. this is JUST like that one episode of spongebob.
youEQUALtosser 0
Dumbest fake FML ever...