Today, I applied and was accepted for a part-time network engineering position. Being contract work they asked me what I charge. I replied, "$12 an hour." After a look of surprise they accepted me for the position and said, "Our last guy charged $200 an hour, you're a bargain." FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I finally got an offer for a salaried position with the company I've been working for as a contractor for the past two years. They offered less than what I make now, but hey, benefits! FML
Today, I discovered my employer is advertising for a contractor position within my team performing basically the same role as myself. Except the pay is seven times more. FML
Today, after months of searching, I was offered a job. After hearing how excited I was on the phone, HR docked the initial salary offer by 40% in the written contract. She said it was non-negotiable. Guess I'm back to job hunting. FML
Today, I work in HR and last week we'd hired an apprentice for our repair shop. He was great. I spent $500 company dollars on his uniform. Later, he called me saying he had been offered a job paying $10 more an hour than what we were offering, as much as our experienced workers make. I either have to match it, or be out a helper. FML
Today, the person recently hired to work in my spot during my days off started at a higher hourly rate than me, after I have been here for nearly three years. I asked for a raise and got a dollar more; meanwhile, my regional counterparts make 4 dollars more per hour. FML
Today, after trying so hard to get myself back on my feet, I had an amazing interview and I was hired on the spot. I was so happy, until I read the position I was given, and it turns out I didn't get full-time, I got barely enough hours to even be part-time. FML
Today, after weeks of my brother being laid off from work, I was able to finagle him an interview for one of the entry level positions at my work. He got the job, only to refuse it because it doesn't pay enough. I thought 9 dollars an hour was a lot more than 0 dollars an hour. FML
Today, after working my ass off for 2 months, receiving perfect reviews, and going out of my way to take on extra work to get a job offer from the location where I temp, I finally got an offer for a permanent position. Included in the offer was a $3.00 an hour pay cut and no insurance. FML
Today, I was forced into accepting a "promotion" for a position that pays less than what I get right now. FML
Today, as usual, I got to my internship early, did everything my bosses asked. At the end of the day, I was fired after 3 weeks of working unpaid overtime because they found an applicant with more experience for the job I applied to and they wanted to cut costs. FML
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Top comments
intensitive 11
How do you be in a position like that and not know how much your competitors are charging?
kikiface 1
what the hell do you do that $200/hour is an acceptable pay rate? I need to get into that field
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Comments (179)
Asstazztic 8
Hey I'm 2nd where's my comment :(
eat_this_buddie 5
tell them you were playing and then say you'll settle for a better price.
mrzero 0
you don't know how much is your worth??? you are lucky to have that job.
godmode9 0
ydi for being a moron.
boatkicker 5
In the future, never name a price when a company asks what you charge. Instead reply asking how much they expect to pay you.
CallMeHush 1
YDI for not knowing what contractors charge. By the time you pay the taxes on a 10-99 form you won't make beans.
PsychoMerk 0
shouldve said "jus kiddin!" :D that sense of humor comes free ;)
Asstazztic 8
WTF!!! Now only is my 2nd comment gone but my 11th as well o_O
I_am_that_guy 0
I'll take it
Fedor_is_KING 0
$200 an hour? Damn, that's some high class hooker wages. Not that'd I know ....I can only afford the cheap ones :(
Fedor_is_KING 0
Oh yeah, FYL OP. F it bad, cause that blows.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Well, earn every penny you can; thousands of people on welfare are depending on you!
Enoch134 0
win
SelfGenocide 0
ha. so true