Today, I actually heard my 14 year-old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML
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Today, I let my 19-year-old son drive my Lexus to his date. At 11:00 p.m., I watched him pull into the driveway with a broken taillight, marks and scratches all over the car, the front bumper missing, and him being nearly passed out because he's so drunk. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML
Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML
Today, I picked up my idiot 20 year-old son from a party. He was shit-faced drunk and managed to drop his vape out the window as I was driving. He tried to open the door of the moving car to get out and look for it, and I had to grab him and pull him back in. Legally, this moron is an adult. FML
Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a wimp and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML
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docscientist 10
The influence of things on stupid people.
Cmliedtke 0
just about every teenager I know has been playing M games since they were like 10... I guarantee you 85% of all Call of Duty players are below 18..-_-
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Comments (274)
NickNack675 2
oh my god i love that game!
RuskiManBearPig 4
it ain't.....j.k. explain to him that it's never that easy. BUT do not under any circumstances take away his grand theft auto especially if it's 4
ComradeSean94 0
This FML reminded me that I still need to go get my drivers licence. At the very least GTA made him want to do that rather then steal a car, or rob a store, or shoot a hooker, or join a gang...not that driving drunk is good, it could just be worse.
kurdi 0
who ever got that game for him or even said yes he can but it.. they TDI kids get ideas like this from games like that
kurdi 0
buy*
crucianbaby 3
that's what you get for letting him play that video game
tylanol7 12
wow I was plaing gta at the age of hmmm. I can't remember I think I was 5 whenever the first one came out on ps1 I am 16 so you do the math I own all the gta games and don't even play them because they bore me I'd rather play halo or l4d 2 or maybe cod anyways I have been playing gta since it first came out so shut up it's not the game it's the kids playing the game note the word GAME as in NOT REAL
schazamoo 0
really, if your son believes that grand theft auto is in any way realistic, he shouldn't be let behind the wheel of a car regardless if he is sober or not..
nhlnba2 6
I'm 13 and I've bought M rated games on my own when I was 11 the people in my city don't care
schazamoo 0
really, if your son believes that grand theft auto is in any way realistic, he shouldn't be let behind the wheel of a car regardless if he is sober or not..
funnyfmfl 0
tell him that in grand theft auto u can drive a car off of a 20 story building and live and its just not that easy in real life