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By ITM21 - 09/03/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML

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By Dude - 21/01/2010 11:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML

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By lissa - 01/06/2021 11:01

Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML

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By lolwut - 11/09/2014 06:33 - United States - Albany

Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be ok if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 18:38 - Ireland

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

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A teacher's burden

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 17:46 - Canada

Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML

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Foot, meet mouth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2015 21:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML

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By blind - 24/06/2009 12:11 - South Africa

Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML

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By Talkingbeforethinking - 16/03/2019 18:00

Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML

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hobosapien081 10

Friday 9 March 2012 12:35

shouldn't be throwing wild accusations there, should you...?

Meme1988 18

Friday 9 March 2012 12:37

Why???! When does being smart became a crime?!

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FUCKNAMESBREH 0

Friday 9 March 2012 18:20

Jerkoff.

TomHarrow 5

Friday 9 March 2012 19:15

I think that's illegal in most schools.

j_cat187 19

Friday 9 March 2012 20:42

I like science

unluckyv 7

Friday 9 March 2012 18:40

ok that was mean. but even if his dad was alive and did it u should learn to mind ur own business instead of pointing @ others. just do ur homework n learn.

Tamz13 2

Friday 9 March 2012 19:06

Definitely deserved it. About the stupidest thing anyone can ever do is make assumptions.

bunggobuchzz 1

Friday 9 March 2012 19:19

Why is it so impossible to believe that a student might be smart?

Supahnova 14

Friday 9 March 2012 19:38

You know what they say when you assume, teacher. Or did YOUR dad do all the learning for YOU?

rubberduckie94 13

Friday 9 March 2012 22:57

Assume makes an ass out of u and me. That one never gets old.

j_cat187 19

Friday 9 March 2012 19:50

You're a dick

7SeasOfRhye 1

Friday 9 March 2012 20:07

Youre a bitch OP. Like seriously? I hope you get fired

peterjr 0

Friday 9 March 2012 20:22

That's **** up OP YDI

Travis95_fml 8

Friday 9 March 2012 21:06

Your a ******* idiotic teacher.

LowLives 9

Friday 9 March 2012 21:35

Shame on you! you totally deserve it I had a teacher like you on 4th grade would accuse me of the same thing and she was a bitch she would embarrass me in front of the class and would never let me do anything

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