By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 18:07 - India

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Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
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Jakesterk96 8

Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

In my opinion, that's a moment of pure win...

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BLACKSAGE 4

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha fucken hilarious!

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takenover 15

Whoops! Word mess ups. We all have them though I've never told my mom to ejaculate anything.

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Ugi 26

Careful! It'll spill its little bits everywhere and make a mess!

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anthonydude 9

No worries, you're using the right word. Trust me, I read a lot of Sherlock Holmes and they just so happen to use that word a couple times.

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Priyaroshni 40

Yep, I have heard it used in that context as well. It's generally in older books.

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KushMagnet5 0

Now thats wut i call a "sticky situation"

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mattmadden 0

Nowadays almost every FML is a sticky situation somehow bro.

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