Intimacy: Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 18:07 - India

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Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

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21jason 9

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:43

I hope you had enough tissues

Jakesterk96 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:44

Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.

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jmad109 3

Friday 3 February 2012 1:43

Says your from india...maybe just maybe u should be good with pcs? Dont hate my best friend is indian :P

SmittyJA24 26

Friday 3 February 2012 1:53

OP's Freudian slip is showing....

1a2b3c4d5e678D 0

Friday 3 February 2012 1:57

Awkies!!!!!!!(:

xZoeAmethystx 12

Friday 3 February 2012 2:02

Congras', you successfully made a awkward situation.

CRC_101 31

Friday 3 February 2012 2:18

A mere slip of the tongue; nothing wrong with that! ^_-

lolatyofail 0

Friday 3 February 2012 2:32

did u wear protection

madigoosmith 2

Friday 3 February 2012 3:12

DAMN U AUTOCORRECT!!!!!

caysters 12

Friday 3 February 2012 3:15

Anyone else find it funny that he failed at giving computer advice... Yet he lives in India where almost all of our tech support calls go to? I lol'd...

Cody24485 0

Friday 3 February 2012 3:19

Damn, I never thought of that, I'm going to tell myself NEVER to do that, and end up doing it anyway.

yeahreally 6

Friday 3 February 2012 3:25

ahaha thats hilarious.

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