Intimacy: Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 18:07 - India

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Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

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By not living happily ever after - 02/12/2014 17:02 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I deleted a load of junk that was messing up my mother's computer. I don't know how I'm going to tell her I accidentally wiped out all of her wedding photos. FML

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By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

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Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

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Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

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Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

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Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 04:01 - United States - Weyauwega

Today, while trying to fix a corrupted USB hard drive with my wife’s computer I accidentally wiped her laptop drive instead of clearing the external drive. I’m not allowed on her computers anymore. FML

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By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

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Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

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By hb1 - 04/06/2016 18:15 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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21jason 9

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:43

I hope you had enough tissues

Jakesterk96 8

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:44

Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.

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suckingatlife 9

Monday 6 February 2012 3:52

It could be a whole lot worse

mychel001 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:24

Wtf Think Before Yu Speak

IdenarBWARGH 10

Monday 16 December 2013 11:46

Same could be said for you.

zoeyisamazing 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 3:40

Aww that sucks:( but I can't say that's ever happened to me soo good luck next time

HussREC 6

Tuesday 14 February 2012 0:56

i once accidentally screamed out to the class if anyone wanted a ******** rather than a blow pop :/

hausmad1 3

Tuesday 25 September 2012 3:44

Today i left my apartment at around 9pm to take my dog out since she startde peeing on the floor.... As I walked outside,with sweats an a tshirt... Black mascara smudged in my eyes like a raccoon and a turban on my head.. 2 extremely hot guys walked up down the hall towards me ad past me......

Darren22 12

Wednesday 7 August 2013 9:16

YDI stop wanking

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Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry, and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with her boyfriend in the apartment. She refused to quiet down, saying, "My body, my rules." FML

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Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

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Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

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Today, my sister and I saw a guy with a terrible nose job coming up the bus. She said to me, "Look how ugly that guy is" in our native tongue. The man sat down right in front of us, took his phone out, and started talking our language. FML

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Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

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Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML

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Today, as I was lying in my bed eating my dinner, my roommate says to me: "I don't know how to say this, but we need more towels. The room is flooding." FML

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