I would've proceeded to take the monkey and shoot it multiple times then throw the lifeless body in her face. That's just me tho

Am I the only one who agrees that knocking off a girl lightly is ok if she does that kind of thing? I mean, sometimes you gotta give a little lesson in order to be more respected or you sister'll wreck you every time she wants /:

Good luck OP. I still have a piece of graphite stuck on my left ring finger from 3 years ago.

Stab the bitch back

My brother stabbed me with a pencil several years ago. You can still see the graphite...

schizophrenia much?

Good luck with that man I still have a rather large pice stuck in my shudder from my ex

I still have graphite in my hand from a like senario from grade three, I'm graduated

I'm a very lazy person and when I was on my bed drawing I fell asleep and I guess I rolled on a pencil lead and now I have a piece of graphite stuck in my back that shit does not come out unless you get it surgically removed (once the skin grows over it)

A little while ago, I was getting out of bed to turn the light on, and I stepped on a pencil. Hard. The graphite is still there.