Miscellaneous: Today, due to a spate of burglaries, I updated the security on...

By soso96 - 09/08/2013 08:09 - Algeria - Ouargla

Today, due to a spate of burglaries, I updated the security on my house. Latches, locks, gates, I was very proud of my work, because it’s impossible to get in! Then, the front door slammed in my face. FML

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Wizardo 33

Monday 27 June 2016 10:45

Full disclosure, latches cause emotional distress since they never let go.

rockeditionbarbi 14

Monday 27 June 2016 10:47

I'd love to know how you managed to get back in! Lol. Did you channel your inner burglar?

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Wizardo 33

Monday 27 June 2016 10:45

Full disclosure, latches cause emotional distress since they never let go.

rockeditionbarbi 14

Monday 27 June 2016 10:47

I'd love to know how you managed to get back in! Lol. Did you channel your inner burglar?

hkhan24 23

Monday 27 June 2016 10:57

Time to test your work. You know what they say about the proof of the pudding..

MrZed_fml 11

Tuesday 28 June 2016 0:05

I live in Algeria and my cousin is called soso :)

sszebrat 9

Tuesday 28 June 2016 11:27

Hey guys, OP here. I did finally manage to get into my house, but the firemen had to destroy all the locks. I'm starting again next week.

CantTouchThat 29

Sunday 30 April 2017 19:17

At least you know it works!! =D

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