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By magnolia - 14/07/2010 02:10 - United States

Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML

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By shayes9 - 22/07/2009 22:15 - United States

Today, the boss returned from vacation. While he was gone we thought it would be a great idea to fill the water cooler with margaritas. Even after rinsing it, we still have lime flavored water. Needless to say we got a company memo about appropriate office behavior. FML

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By Rach - 26/10/2023 04:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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By trp007 - 07/04/2014 03:03 - United States - New Castle

Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML

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Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:03

Lucky kids

the_flirtt 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:04

I want to get chocolate wasted !!!

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feedmecookies 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:26

YDI for being a woman.

tincans 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:38

This made me laugh, (:

Arsonnist 3

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:27

UFO for wanting to get little kids drunk.

Arsonnist 3

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:28

.........that didn't come out right.

Arsonnist 3

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:32

YDI. Stupid spell check.

starberries 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:19

If you positioned your hands one letter to the right on the keyboard, YDI would come out UFO.

te_amo_ily 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:28

ahha i dont get why thats an fml , thats awesomee :P

Shyammy92 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:36

-_|

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:40

wow, the OP is a woman who doesn't know her way around a kitchen device. maybe she should stick to the basics, like making sammiches.

FFML_314 11

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:42

**** the sandwich. Rub my feet!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:52

**** the sandwich?! OK, but I don't usually do that. I try to stick to pies when it comes to intercourse with food.

WingsFan80 4

Wednesday 14 July 2010 11:25

nice American pie reference lol win

redsoxlover09 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:40

3 lucky kids right there

Raleigh_bruh 7

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:44

o.O

star_struk 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:47

nice one! ydi for being stupid!

danielgonzalez1 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:51

how did they find out XD

RyRy965 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 9:54

**** ya that's what's up this is no fml this is a amazing story Lucky kids

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