Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML
Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML
Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML
Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
Today, and for the first time in my life, I was unable to trust a fart. FML
Today, while waiting for my job interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML
Today, I sharted while skiing - wearing a bib outfit and no change of clothing. FML
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youdontsay123456 21
The worst part is when your legs start to sweat and then it sticks them to the plastic chairs :/
george_s_4 32
I don't really know what to say as I'm not a girl but I hope not too many people notice or care
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Comments (38)
SillyFart 7
Pantyhose is the cure!!! Plus you have so many guys looking at your beautiful covered legs ;)
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
lose weight
Glitterbaby2613 20
u asshole how dare u say that!!!!!!
wanted_2_want 40
"The skirt". Riiiight!!
sunshine103 2
this was totally written by a guy...
sunshine103 2
written by a guy...
Bunnyluver 20
I add a bit of baby powder behind my thighs, but wipe a bit away so it's not too noticeable.
ftloosenfanzfree 7
When it's hot outside, I highly recommend "petti-pants." It's like a slip but with two legs like pants instead of like a normal skirt-slip.
Hangryko 32
One reason why I wear bike shorts under my skirt.