Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Wrongtoilet
Singapore
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
jeana
United States
Desperate times
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Anonymous
Rosthern, Canada
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
Sacha
Canada
When nature calls
Today, while I was working in a grocery store, a costumer decide to take a dump on the ground after I told him he couldn’t access to restrooms because my boss closed them due to COVID restrictions. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
notpayedenoughforthisshit
Boone, United States
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
girlsgottagotoo
Covina, United States
Stank ass
Today, I passed a cashier when I came into a store. Later I passed him again as I was leaving, and he asked me if I needed help finding something because I had been in the store for a while. I told him I had been browsing upstairs, but in reality, I had been in the restroom the whole time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Just pish yerself
Today, I went to the store. In the span of 10 minutes, I went from not needing to pee, to pissing myself in the middle of the crowded store. It wasn’t even just a little bit, it was a full-on stream, and there were no toilets in this store. I’m only 24. FML
PeePee
United States
We heard you
Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML
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Anti666 17
Tell them to tell other people about your awesome restroom.
alcoholmage 14
Should've locked him in and make him pay up to be let out. Extra profit!
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Jtaura 10
Shit bro what do you sell haha.
KingCeltic77 18
You should have a policy of restrooms being for customers only.
drkate25 30
The guy needing to crap could've been browsing a while before he asked to use the facilities. OP wouldn't want to miss out on him sticking around in the store and maybe buying something just because he has to poop. You need to make shoppers comfortable and fill their needs to keep them in the store. That's why some large stores have snack areas and malls have food courts--you don't want them to go elsewhere just to fulfill their needs because then you'll lose $$$
BlowinChronic 18
I can't really say if this is a YDI or FYL since I'm not sure why people never go to your store. Maybe it's time to try and advertise a little more and if business is so bad that you can't do that, just tell your friends to tell their friends and maybe you will get some business.
SinghIt 1
Did you say 'thank you, come again!' ?
perdix 31
Pay toilets are also a business. If you ditch whatever failure of concept the store is now in favor of a premium bladder and bowel voiding experience, you'll be stinking rich. ;) Upselling the customer to the Deluxe Wiping Package will just be icing on the urinal cake.
FML_14u2c 14
What are you selling, raincoats in the middle of the desert?
drkate25 30
Well, most retail store owners are in the business of "kissing" ass so I guess it wouldn't be too hard for OP to transition to "wiping" it...
perdix 31
At least someone's "taking care of business" in your store ;)
RentaName 15
It's time to start handing out coupons. People will buy all kinds of stuff they don't need, if they think they are getting a good deal.
alwayswinning123 7
You should have told him you have to buy something first