Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
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Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, I got Wii Fit, Wii Mario Kart and Wii Mario Galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a Wii. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
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Top comments
kerrygirl 13
very expensive presents for someone so ungrateful
Phoenix_GAD 0
oh shut up. you got a wii fit. stop complaining, you are really ungrateful.
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Comments (91)
ericalew_xo 0
Be thankful. Going to the gym is fun. Atleast I think so.
perdix 31
Not if you're a fattie! If you are ripped, every glance in the mirror is a pleasure. Otherwise, all those new angles with which you see your belly or your ass can be quite horrifying.
damnrosi 0
wow, be grateful, you have extremely generous friends! and they obviously care about you, if they didn't they wouldn't care about your weight and health (and no, im not saying the OP is fat, but you don't have to be fat to be unhealthy)
scateice 0
um yea.....if you're thin you are healthy. The only case I can think of where it's not is Anorexia and Bulimia, otherwise, it IS healthy. There can be lack of muscle, but I doubt that. If you're thin, you're healthy.
Laurasian 0
To scateice: Can I have a picture of your face to submit to FailBlog? :]
youfaililaugh 0
WIN x100 LMAO
hXcsoccerplaya 0
don't complain, get off your butt and lose weight. if all those people think you should most likely you need to.
avoidthegirl 6
I'd be STOKED to get Wii Fit! But then again, I'm not a fatty, let alone one in denial about their weight. I agree with #14. Going to the gym is FUN, provided you know what you're doing and you have a goal in mind. Like losing weight or just making sure you're in good shape. There's nothing like a kick ass music mix to get you through running 5 miles!
Houndourpup 0
YDI I mean... Wii fits are awsome!!
RyanRaygun 0
Today, for my birthday my parents got me an 16 GB iPhone 3GS, BUT I WANTED THE 32GB!@#$%^&* I understand your family thinks your fat and you're upset, but seriously, it's a Wii fit. You can actually have fun losing weight.
cthulhu1138 1
The problem isn't on their end.
SmittyJA24 26
I agree with #22. YOUR problems are 1. you let yourself get (obviously) out of shape; 2. don't want to face reality; and 3. would prefer to blame someone other than yourself. Be grateful you've got friends who are supportive.
Tozi_fml 0
If my friends even bothered to remember my birthday...
repyourcliche 0
Are you related to the little preteen (oh no, I'm being told she is in fact 13) a couple of FMLs ago, by any chance? Cause you certainly are just as ungrateful.
perdix 31
I'm surprised no one bought you a mirror . . . or a scale.
lebrockshard 10
hahaha... i agree because you clearly deserve those for being ungrateful! you got a wii fit and you're complaining... seriously! not to mention u asked for it with the "something correspondong to me" bullshit!