Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, I got Wii Fit, Wii Mario Kart and Wii Mario Galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a Wii. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML
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Top comments
kerrygirl 13
very expensive presents for someone so ungrateful
Phoenix_GAD 0
oh shut up. you got a wii fit. stop complaining, you are really ungrateful.
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Comments (91)
gio4467 7
Obvi they are trying to say something... They are concerned
grant_connor 9
Gtfo your lazy ass and work out
The_Mr_Troll 14
Maybe if you got off World of Warcraft once in a while, they wouldn't have to go to that extent. It's a shame I can only hit the YDI button once.
an3ph 20
Hmm. Don't expect anything from anyone ever again. --Everyone
prettygurl89 16
Are you a health nut or just fat?
hurley12 30
I'm not fat and I would be appreciative of those gifts
marthamydear23 9
oh my god. stop whining. great gifts and you asked for it. shut up!
peterblack67 9
They gave you what you asked for.