Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
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slyvanilla_creme 0
yeah, i guess he assumed your not well groomed down there...hopefully its not like a national forest.
maaariana 0
for his birthday, give him a razor too. chances are, he needs to groom down there as well.
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Comments (96)
Henrius_fml 0
Damn Noname has been having it bad
tweeeeetybird 0
hes gonna eat you out! lucky you
phiniusmaster 0
Maybe he's just being subtle, I mean it's not like he said shave it or I'm out of here. He probably just meant, if you want to, maintain things, if not whatever. It's not the most fun, but I, as a dude, keep it maintained, not bald, but maintained, no one likes a surprise trip to the amazon rainforest.
WowLifeDoesSuck 0
Maybe is tickles? Nah, I'm just kidding. Some people like that.
jsmith1199 4
then use it... post pics when you're done just so we know how it turns out
princess90 0
hahahahaha #47 your a jackass..... many guys that posted are.... yea you should maintain it.. but dont feel like you NEED to shave anything. and yea if he bitches tell him he should go first, but i like 32's idea the best:P hahahahaha i would LOVE to do that if my bf would dare to tell me i had to shave or wtvr... i do.. but still:P hahaha hilarious
konekohotaru 0
Maybe he's trying to tell you something.
xMooMoox 0
YDI for dating such a douche, FYL because you (probably) either have self-esteem issues or (think) you love this asshole
Scarface36 0
ydi for sure he's not a jerk cuz he likes clean areas maybe he's clean too ever think of that you idiots he shouldve got a better present but obviously he's trying to tell her she's not trying hard I would never go down on an unshaved girl
privatee 0
hahahahahahhahhahahahhahahahha hint hint i mean come on though, his face is (hopefully for you) all up in there of course it matters to him more