Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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LittlestPrincess 21
Your resolution for 2013: find a girlfriend who truly deserves you.
perdix 31
May auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind. That's Scottish for "Dump that ho!"
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Comments (97)
stepsprecious 4
Making out is fun. Making out with your friends, even better. Get over yourself.
insaneDONUTZ 15
well she's a ho
rightspark 7
Tough luck its better to find out sooner now rather than later
afropuffjake 9
Damn she has the kind of friend zone most guys wish they could find!
dcats 13
That's definitely not cool. Dude, dump her ASAP.
Al3xv3l92 24
Dump her cheating ass your better without her
SweetasCandy0609 28
Then you should start the new year by dumping her because obviously don't deserve you and once your heart heals find a girlfriend that does deserve you and all you have to offer.
DutchBasterd 15
the dick juggling turbo ****!
GweedSincE84_fml 15
You should act like nothing is wrong, have sex with her one more time and really just give it to her better than you ever have before. Then as soon as you both climax get up and leave her and say "there, now he can have you"... Get with one of her friends and masks sure she find out.
GweedSincE84_fml 15
"make sure" my fault, sometimes I hate swype.
GweedSincE84_fml 15
But make sure you use a condom. Because who know how long her cheating has been going on. ps, I'm sorry for this shitty ending to your year. Keep a positive outlook for 2013
micah9794 4
There's a New Years resolution for ya