Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl I'd been crushing on for a little while and I were talking about autism. Some of the last words she said were "I try to not find autistic people so fucking annoying, but I can't help it. But can you blame me?” I'm autistic. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met on a dating site, and he asked if we could meet up and what we should do. When I suggested ice-skating he told me he was in a wheelchair, so I said we could go for a walk instead. I realised my mistake the moment I sent the message. FML
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, after dating this girl for 3 months, I finally introduced her to my friends. She looked panicked during the date, and after it she broke up with me. When I asked why, she told me she could try to deal with a black friend, but not with a gay one. I've been dating a moron all this time. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to meet my family. When I told him I had an autistic brother before he came in, he immediately broke up with me because he claimed autism is another word for overprotective. I've been dating an idiot. FML
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Dalliance 4
Dodged a bullet.
omfg_creepers 8
What a bitch *****. I hope she falls off here bike and gets small rocks stuck in her knee and cries.
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Comments (293)
tinkerbell2oo8 4
wow I'm so sorry op you and everyone else that has a disability does not deserve that. u are wonderful person and u deserve the best and you will find that person. and people like her needs to be hanged she a retarded bitch to have those standards and its her lose she missed out on a wonderful person most people I know that's is like are the most sweetest people ever u guys have a outlook on life in way that is amazing
assassinStorm 4
How could she say/do something like that to someone? She is a horrible person and a complete idiot.
MatGag17895 11
Autists are very far from being retards. See Albert Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, Isaac Newton and a lot more who were autistic.
hateevryone 15
listen to Beyonce's song "best thing i never had". It will make you feel better about not dating that bitch.
GraceKathryn97 0
Oh My God I seriously cried when I read this cuz that is just SO wrong! It's SO sad how rude and inconsiderate people are! She could've at least had been polite and not a major bitch! That is so wrong!!! If I woulda been there and I didn't have a bf I woulda bitched slapped her then ate wit u!:)
cassiej14 8
That's horrible; people like that are what make it hard for the good ones to have someone. Don't worry, you'll find her one day (:
melibear89 7
Shallow bitch. Good thing you found now instead of down the line. She'd be the type of bitch to say shit behind your back.
Juliannamarie 0
What a ******* bitch! Geez.
yssul1027 0
You should have said "look who's talking "
Nhori 0
What a stupid bitch. I wish i could slap her for you. She doesnt deserve you.