Intimacy: Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around...

By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 20:01

Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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By kinkicali - 20/11/2012 08:43 - United States - Maple Valley

Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML

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Melly_fml 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 22:22

get a real man

csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 13:26

A day-old bristle is a mean bristle y'know!

Comments

Balanos_ 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 5:41

I'd like to see will90's face during a bikini wax.

pulpfiction_fml 3

Friday 21 August 2009 9:07

Just stop shaving. Your hair would be longer, but it wouldn't hurt him. If he complains about it, well, I'm betting he's got some hair down there too.

Jayther18 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 15:29

youre french. thats why. hahaha but my gosh. thats funny.

ShutUpAndStare 7

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:51

Actually, the myth about French girls not shaving isnt true in most cases. All the girls I know do :/

mz_b4ld3r45 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 19:14

hahaha that sucks for you.

hutsmundi89 0

Friday 23 October 2009 15:08

what a prick, blokes stubble is nasty. shave it.

ccc01 1

Monday 1 February 2010 21:07

Pricks hurt. Most can suck it up but pressing your legs on him drew the line. Don't push on him or get waxed.

Rowdey 10

Saturday 2 June 2012 20:45

Hehe, most girls think pricks feel good.

HeXr 22

Saturday 20 March 2010 0:29

isn't that a little hypocritical? you should do that next time his face comes near you. he should shave his face every day. unless he's too young to grow facial hair, which would explain a lot

mama2b3 20

Tuesday 27 April 2010 23:41

my bf doesnt care the slightest bit but i cant stand not shaving! stubbles are gross!

Midnightpearls 13

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:59

It's so unfair. I shave my legs in the shower before I go to sleep, and in the morning Im prickly again. It's so hard, even with waxing or nair, which I don't do, to keep track of keeping all the hair on your body under control. It sucks.