Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
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Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, I tried to fix a leaky pipe after watching a tutorial. I turned what I thought was the main valve to cut the water, loosened the pipe, and immediately got sprayed in the face. In my panic, I tightened it wrong and made it worse. I had to call a plumber while standing in a puddle, holding a towel against the pipe like that was helping. FML
Today, I tried to fix a leaking pipe under the sink. I watched a YouTube tutorial and was feeling confident that I could get the job done. Two hours later, half of the kitchen was practically flooded because I forgot to cut the water off, and scrambled to actually find the main valve, then I had to call an emergency plumber, who showed up, laughed, and fixed it in five minutes. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, we had to turn the water off due to a massive leak in the kitchen sink that the plumber was currently fixing. I managed to wait two hours before my uncooperative digestive tract said it couldn't wait any longer and I had to take a mega dump in the bathroom. I couldn't flush the toilet or wash my hands. FML
Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML
Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML
Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML
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yeti0718 8
You couldn't just skip one day? I think fish pond legs are worse than stubble.
iluvevil01 11
Can't you go a day without shaving your legs? Or just wear long pants?
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Comments (99)
GaleIsHawt 5
Some fresh air is always good!
vkLeXeR 2
1st world problems :DD
melantysaurus 3
Wear pants and skip a day FFs. Infection incoming in 3..2..
tehdarkness 21
There is no other sink in the house? Weird. And, gross.
yourmurderscenex 13
someone hasn't heard of the flesh eatting bactria. have you not seen the news about the girl you had her leg amputated and the dude who had his junk cut off?
shiarrael 13
That's gross. You'd better hope your pond was healthy and not full of bacteria. :|
Fishfanatic 7
Shiarrael - ALL ponds are full of bacteria. The filter which everyone is supposed to have on garden sized ponds and any aquarium in the home, NEED bacteria to actually keep the fish alive and healthy. The bacteria are what eat and break down fish poo and pee. Every single surface in your house , including yourself, is covered in bacteria. No matter how much you clean or what with, you will have bacteria. They are the most numerous life form on the planet, and in most cases are actually required for life to even function. You wouldn't be able to digest food or take a shit without the help of the bacteria in your gut ( amongst other things ) Not all bacteria are bad. But there are indeed SOME in ponds and other bodies of water which are very harmful indeed if you have even minor cuts or scratched which are recent and still healing. Fish can also carry a type of TB which people can catch ( this is not common though ) , which shows up in the form of lesions on the skin as well as other symptoms ( it's not the same as cattle TB ) .
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You couldn't have waited to shave? Well, don't let them get that bad then. Still, gross. Some women are too lazy to shave when they need to, others stoop to doing it in nasty conditions for various reasons. It's not that hard to get it right!
Needafarm 22
stop shaving and start waxing. You'll have less hair in your pipes so you don't have "pipe-related incidences" and end up shaving in a fish pond. Almost sounds like an Xfinity commercial.
neander 8
let us know what kind of infection you get from that dumb idea