Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
Today, I tried to fix a leaky pipe after watching a tutorial. I turned what I thought was the main valve to cut the water, loosened the pipe, and immediately got sprayed in the face. In my panic, I tightened it wrong and made it worse. I had to call a plumber while standing in a puddle, holding a towel against the pipe like that was helping. FML
Today, I tried to fix a leaking pipe under the sink. I watched a YouTube tutorial and was feeling confident that I could get the job done. Two hours later, half of the kitchen was practically flooded because I forgot to cut the water off, and scrambled to actually find the main valve, then I had to call an emergency plumber, who showed up, laughed, and fixed it in five minutes. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, we had to turn the water off due to a massive leak in the kitchen sink that the plumber was currently fixing. I managed to wait two hours before my uncooperative digestive tract said it couldn't wait any longer and I had to take a mega dump in the bathroom. I couldn't flush the toilet or wash my hands. FML
Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML
Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML
Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML
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Top comments
yeti0718 8
You couldn't just skip one day? I think fish pond legs are worse than stubble.
iluvevil01 11
Can't you go a day without shaving your legs? Or just wear long pants?
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Comments (99)
CinnamonRugby 5
Better hope you get Mario and not Wario. Mario may be a shroomer, but he works for lost change, and he isnt fat.
I_Punch_Babies 7
um yes mario IS fat. wario is just fatter.
CinnamonRugby 5
What are you talking about...have you played Mario? I've never seen a fat mario.
luvscomplic8ed 6
Mario is of a healthy looking weight. Wario's just fat.
ThatChamp 2
Mario isn't fat he's chubby.
CinnamonRugby 5
Better hope you get Mario and not Wario. Mario may be a shroomer, but he works for lost change, and he isnt fat.
FDoA 1
NAIR!
bookbrace 6
You need water to remove it
kimmi41509 10
Try waxing.
Bradley_Dillon 39
Buuuut waxing hurts. :(
sunlicious 3
Or wear jeans/pants to cover ur legs. Or don't shave ur face.
izzy7 11
Yes, because shaving your legs is THAT important. I hope you cut yourself and it gets infected from the dirty water, and you should sterilize yourself before, God forbid, you have children and pass your stupidity and superficial fancies on to another generation.
ImaginaryFoe 1
No, you didn't *have* to. I'm not even sure why that would be an option. Where were you planning on showering? Surely any situation that requires shaved legs also requires a shower. Couldn't you shave your legs there? You didn't do yourself or your fish any favours here.
Muffin_boo 12
Due to an unforeseen pipe related incident.. I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume a pipe burst. Which if that's the case the water would have to be shut off to the whole house. She didn't have to use the fish pond in the backyard, but if I were in her shoes I'd rather do that then resemble a wookiee from kashyyyk. :3 Tehe.
luvscomplic8ed 6
Wax?
estes816 9
Those legs will smell good. Algae eaters anonomyous
betseyville 6
Yea, like you couldn't go a day (or few) without shaving, so you risk all kinds of disgusting bacteria/organisms/dirt getting inside of a cut or something.