Today, despite my pain, my mom still refuses to take me to a foot doctor because, "They all have foot fetishes." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, it's my third day in the hospital. On Monday, my mother grounded me for not going to school because I was “milking” a sore foot. On Wednesday, we finally went to the ER and it turns out I have a very bad infection in my foot. She refuses to come to the hospital. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I went to see a podiatrist, two weeks after having major surgery on my abdomen, only to be told I might need surgery on my foot. FML
Today, my mother accused me of being a drama queen when I screamed as she stepped on my foot. I was barefoot and she was wearing boots. One of my toes is swelling and turning purple. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML
Today, while working as a masseur, a man requested a foot massage. This wouldn't have been an issue, had he not had at least 20 warts on his feet. FML
Today, I thought maybe I should go to my doctor because my hips crack every time I take a step. But she's also my recently ex-boyfriend's mom, so I have to choose between being in constant pain or having my doctor poke at my hips while asking me why I'm no longer dating her son. FML
Today, I broke my toe. My mom didn't think it was necessary to take me to hospital, opting to give me some painkillers instead. They were so strong that I fell asleep for an hour during my exam. FML
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Top comments
joeystar95 4
Your moms an idiot OP
jezane 9
If you had a foot fetish the last place you'd want to work is with moldy, fungus filled feet..
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Comments (99)
LexieWins 0
Walk it off.
gracehi 33
But OP's foot-- Wait... AAAAAAAAAH, I see what you did there, you sly dog, you. ;)
nikkinurse 10
You can go without your mom to a clinic-
gracehi 33
Obviously she can't for some reason, or else this wouldn't be an FML. She's probably a minor with no car and no money.
OMGMAN84 0
Lol she gonna hop all the way there??
egghead1280 6
I didn't know quagmire was a doctor!
Mahtari 19
Seems legit.
SixxAM_fml 9
So Quentin Tarantino became a doctor...
adam_tajyar 10
Sounds like your moms got her own issues. Maybe she should go and see her own doctor also
zaccour 3
Maybe she had such experience with the doc!
fatman1970 25
OP, it sounds like your Mom doesn't want to pay the bill.
dstluke 7
how does she feel about gynecologists?
MrSarary 26
God help your soul , your mum is a moron