Today, despite my pain, my mom still refuses to take me to a foot doctor because, "They all have foot fetishes." FML
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Today, it's my third day in the hospital. On Monday, my mother grounded me for not going to school because I was “milking” a sore foot. On Wednesday, we finally went to the ER and it turns out I have a very bad infection in my foot. She refuses to come to the hospital. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I went to see a podiatrist, two weeks after having major surgery on my abdomen, only to be told I might need surgery on my foot. FML
Today, my mother accused me of being a drama queen when I screamed as she stepped on my foot. I was barefoot and she was wearing boots. One of my toes is swelling and turning purple. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML
Today, while working as a masseur, a man requested a foot massage. This wouldn't have been an issue, had he not had at least 20 warts on his feet. FML
Today, I thought maybe I should go to my doctor because my hips crack every time I take a step. But she's also my recently ex-boyfriend's mom, so I have to choose between being in constant pain or having my doctor poke at my hips while asking me why I'm no longer dating her son. FML
Today, I broke my toe. My mom didn't think it was necessary to take me to hospital, opting to give me some painkillers instead. They were so strong that I fell asleep for an hour during my exam. FML
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Top comments
joeystar95 4
Your moms an idiot OP
jezane 9
If you had a foot fetish the last place you'd want to work is with moldy, fungus filled feet..
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Comments (99)
bunnybaby100 8
Im sorry but that is too funny. It sounds like something my mom would say. Lmao!
Justabella 1
Sound like you have a mom fetish! Get someone else to drive you and stop complaining!
stoptrying 9
OP might live somewhere that requires people under a certain age to need parental consent. Try using your head rather than just being an asshole.
killercodplaya 5
Where is your foot pain i have some strange kind of foot pain 2
drakeallday 3
hahahahaha
_highandlow 5
Mr. Bosworth
monagro 22
Even if, wouldn't you still want to visit him?
tinkerbell9418 5
It's true. My foot doctor always feels up my feet and tells me their 'absolutely beautiful' ib the beginning of every appointment.
AmberAusgeflippt 13
How old are you? Go by yourself! I've been going to the doctor all by myself since I was about 12/13.....I know 5 year olds can use computers and stuff now but really, you need your mommy to take you to the doctor?!....
fantasyworld 39
They are working with moldy, sweaty feet I doubt many of them have foot fetishes.
GeorgiaBea 28
Couldn't you go to a regular doctor?