Today, despite my pain, my mom still refuses to take me to a foot doctor because, "They all have foot fetishes." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my third day in the hospital. On Monday, my mother grounded me for not going to school because I was “milking” a sore foot. On Wednesday, we finally went to the ER and it turns out I have a very bad infection in my foot. She refuses to come to the hospital. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I went to see a podiatrist, two weeks after having major surgery on my abdomen, only to be told I might need surgery on my foot. FML
Today, my mother accused me of being a drama queen when I screamed as she stepped on my foot. I was barefoot and she was wearing boots. One of my toes is swelling and turning purple. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML
Today, while working as a masseur, a man requested a foot massage. This wouldn't have been an issue, had he not had at least 20 warts on his feet. FML
Today, I thought maybe I should go to my doctor because my hips crack every time I take a step. But she's also my recently ex-boyfriend's mom, so I have to choose between being in constant pain or having my doctor poke at my hips while asking me why I'm no longer dating her son. FML
Today, I broke my toe. My mom didn't think it was necessary to take me to hospital, opting to give me some painkillers instead. They were so strong that I fell asleep for an hour during my exam. FML
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Top comments
joeystar95 4
Your moms an idiot OP
jezane 9
If you had a foot fetish the last place you'd want to work is with moldy, fungus filled feet..
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Comments (99)
CuriousAlien 7
Lol well, wouldn't that mean that they have experience? So they would know and understand what some people go through. Heal soon OP.
perdix 31
She's right. Specialists choose their field based on what gives them the biggest boner. GPs are either normal or have too many fetishes to favor just one. I was 3 years into medical school when I found there was no such specialty as Boobie-ology!
DocBastard 40
I hate to ruin a perfectly good joke, but breast surgery IS a specialty. All breasts. All the time.
ApacheC424 18
Nothing some good'ol original research supporting a reasonable argument can't fix.
perdix 31
#44, yeah, but that involves cutting, and I was led to believe that Boobie-ology only involved fondling, squeezing and motorboating. I guess I shouldn't have gone to a med school I found on Craigslist that accepted cash only and held classes at Denny's.
roblaycle 3
Take yourself
rachaelsinclair 0
Your mums awesome
mosquito19 14
yeah, pediatrics are all pedophiles. your mom is a moron
combatbunny 9
This is the weirdest excuse I've ever heard to avoid seeing a doctor.
obviousboy 8
Well, that's just good science.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
I hate to imagine her excuse for avoiding the proctologist...
BadKitty13 28
Your Mother is a Tard,
DocBastard 40
I'm not exactly sure what a "tard" is, but people who think nearly every word needs to be capitalised need to go back to basic grammar class.
BadKitty13 28
"WHATEVER"
Perdition25 12
Anyone who clicked "You deserve it" is a total dumbass.