Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML
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Today, my dog won't stop barking at his own shadow, my cat won't stop purring while kneading on me, and my new kitten won't stop squeaking. It's all very cute, but I can't sleep at all. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML
Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML
Today, my fiancé, my two-year-old, and my dog are all sleeping peacefully next to me in our new king-sized memory foam bed. It's 2:15 in the morning. Why am I not sleeping? Because they all snore, one right after the other. It's like an endless song of snoring. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML
Today, after barely sleeping all week, I tried some ASMR videos to help me fall asleep. Both my dogs and my husband are out cold, snoring so loud I can't even hear the ASMR. FML
Today, my roommate's dogs dictate where I sleep. When my roommate doesn't work, I get to stay in my bedroom. When he does work, I have to go into the living room because they will bark at me simply because I exist until he comes back. I'm already an insomniac; loud dogs are a little overkill. FML
Today, I'm spending the night at my family’s house. I have to share a room with my two kids and their mother. The three of them snore like warthogs in a zoo. Desperate for sleep, I went to go sleep on the couch. The dog sleeping on the rug snores like an old truck. I’m never going to get any sleep. FML
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sallen0046 4
So you've surrounded yourself with animals you did not bother to train - that's your fault. As for the boyfriend, you've chosen to complain about the snoring instead of getting him to reposition or getting him checked out to see what's causing the snoring - again, your fault. Either buy some ear plugs or get used to the noise.
denvan 0
Next time go buy ear plugs and you'll be set
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VickyG17 4
About the snoring...Sometimes my dad falls asleep on the couch while watching TV and he snores loudly...I just kick him and we are all happy..there, one problem solved
dannytheshmoop 0
your fault for buying the pets :L
monkeywrench1 10
...or shoot'em all! ...just sayin... ;)
toelie 26
Earplugs. Or how about training the dog (/cat/boyfriend ;-)) properly?
alexFYL 11
Just today? I mean, you could train your cats to scratch a scratching post. Crate train your dog so she has less access to outside stimuli when she's sleeping, and get earplugs or turn on a fan/noise conditioner (white noise machine)... long term solution to snoring is to have your boyfriend lose weight or quit smoking.
sallen0046 4
So you've surrounded yourself with animals you did not bother to train - that's your fault. As for the boyfriend, you've chosen to complain about the snoring instead of getting him to reposition or getting him checked out to see what's causing the snoring - again, your fault. Either buy some ear plugs or get used to the noise.
deidre823 7
Get rid of the animals & get some Breath-Right for your BF. Problem solved.
franwins0827 7
Train your animals (or get rid of them) and get some earplugs. See? problems solved.
franwins0827 7
Hahahaha @twiggy187! that's brilliant! ;-)
MrsL 0
YDI. You need to clip your cats nails - that's why it's scratching everything. Also, get it a scratch post. As for the dog, why not let it sleep inside? Not as many things to bark at in a quiet house. Your boyfriend should get those breath right strips or see a doctor.