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Really? Because I thought hand jobs were turn ons? Plus he got a free man-scape. It was a two birds with one stone situation. Or should I say two birds with one boner?;)

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Who are you? Perdix? No. DocBastard? No. Those are my two FML hero's and since you are neither, hop off.

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I think this is the first time I've seen an FML fight. *grabs seat and popcorn* ..oh wait.. I'm Part of it too O____o

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*steals it back* *points sword* *jack sparrow voice* now don't get any closer to mah bloody treasure and I promise to not throw yah o'er tha bloody brig.

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32- there won't be a fight. This is a website of funny situations were everyone is entitled to an opinion, I may not agree with others but that's because it's an opinion. He is trying to instigate a fight and tell me what's going to happen when honestly 98% of the users could give a fuck less about what either of us have to say. I don't fight, I make logical appeals and walk away. Sorry to disappoint.

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60 - it's because of the faggots who sneak shit in, that means they aren't meeting their profit quota and they raise the prices. I work at a theater. I have for a long time.

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64- FINALLY! *hands you a cupcake* Baked it myself! Edit: Wow I'm an idiot. I thought that said 53. //shot

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You are bad at hiding it, while I had actually poisoned the popcorn before he stole it back... I MEAN I ate some

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75- I don't kill them with poison though, I just put a sleeping drug into it so I can make their skin into party streamers and use their insides to make cupcakes-- I MEAN I POKE THEM... With a scalpel...

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Why yes Lorenzo, I believe we have a... *sunglasses* SHITTY SITUATION. YEEEAAAAHHHH! That didn't make sense. My brain no function proper at nighttime.

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You should lol, btw did he get banned O.o look at his pic :P And why does it say my profile Is private still, I told it to not be XD

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Yea he did, he got banned from saying [email protected] I feel bad :( its in his about me.

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Haha why thank you! Now I feel extra proud today :3 #accomplished ^ *looks around* wait... You mean to tell me this is not twitter?! It's like...inception!

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42 - your first post wasnt an opinion it was a statement... Also your response back was the hostile instigating post... Your first post was a response in which you tried to be clever (statement) but failed miserably (opinion)

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Yeah, it is. I'd hate for that to happen if I was a guy and if I was the guy. It would hurt like hell!

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F the fml second chance! Lol jk I'm so confused too!! D: where are our comments? I was actually writing some pretty good ones :(

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Moderators, please. Stop deleting our comments. I actually said something related to the FML and you still deleted it.

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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44 is suggesting that since they are so incapable of doing simple couple things together, that the honey moon will likely be exceedingly more disastrous (as it is a bigger event than a hand job). The OP was very specific about their marital status, also (they are engaged), so with all that in mind . . . it is relevant.

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Your face is invalid.... Oh wait that's your phone covering up a portion of it... Fiancé giving a handjob means wedding in the midst so yea the persons comment is valid

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Wow im a dumb ass ... I didnt even notice they were engaged, i deserve all the thumbs down i get :/ oh well lol i guess the -11 thumbs on 44's comment made it more like an irrelevant post in my view

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Well it sounds like they will eventually have a honey moon. It's not that much of a stretch. He already sprung for a ring.

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I know, I was making an example of off topic things while being off topic,Its topiception. Im a dumb ass.

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No, 11, nobody was watching her give her fiancé a handjob because that would be fucking weird. Even if someone was watching, then they wouldn't have had to try and get to the kitchen in the awkward position they were in. I'm still in shock that you'd even ask such a stupid question.

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I believe what 11 meant was; Was anyone in the kitchen? Because it would not have been weird for someone to be in the kitchen.

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My comment was moderated because I said a nationality as a form of not knowing what they are talking about.. But people call other people on here retarded or stupid which is bullying and leads to suicide or murderous intentions .. Therefore concluding go moderate people with intentions of bullying rather than my innocent comment .. Show respect FML

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