Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time." FML
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Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML
Today, I spent an hour setting up a delicate display stand at work. Not five minutes later, a woman barged in with her little kid, who immediately went up to the display and tipped the whole thing over. When I called attention to the mother, she just scoffed, "Isn't this your job?" and left. FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I had a shift as a carer in a high-rise disability home, and working with a lady whom was once a midwife. She had a toy baby, and was rocking it. When I asked her what she was going to do what the baby so she could come to lunch, she casually threw the baby off the balcony and shrugged. FML
Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML
Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change her baby's nappy on a table. One moment I was asking her to leave, and the next, she was shoving a fully shat-out nappy into my hands. She asked me to get rid of it and fetch her baby wipes. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking customer carrying a very suspicious looking baby stroller with a blanket on top of it. Thinking they were shoplifting, I stopped them before they walked out of the store and snatched it. The attachable car seat came off and there really was a baby in there. A real live crying baby. FML
Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
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Top comments
Ethan_Anonymous 28
Call child protection services
CliffyB03 28
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
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Comments (84)
nakros 17
The exact reason some people shouldn't breed
fpants2010 18
This makes me upset. Poor baby!
AndyFitz417 3
Put the kid in lost and found, call the cops, start a timer on how long it takes for to the woman to ask where her kid is.
SaniK 17
Rock a my baby, when I must shop. There is a sale here, I'll buy me some beer. So don't you fuss much, Or you won't get lunch.
Pacers13 11
This isn't an FML this is a FTBL( **** that babies life)
worldclassrager 41
It's better than leaving her child in the car...but honestly after admitting this she'll be in huge trouble...
MandieL 27
Not really, either way is child endangerment. Any random person could come by and take the kid because it is unattended. An unattended child is an unattended child. Regardless of where they are left.
MaterMortis 6
When she walks away take the kid and put it in an employee only room and call CPS
ThePaperDragon 31
Poor child.
Kitiara521 24
If you ever see it again, call the cops and report the kid abandoned.
itsme82 18
That's not only child endangerment but child abandonment. She could get in big trouble for that. Next time call the cops.