Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time." FML
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Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML
Today, I spent an hour setting up a delicate display stand at work. Not five minutes later, a woman barged in with her little kid, who immediately went up to the display and tipped the whole thing over. When I called attention to the mother, she just scoffed, "Isn't this your job?" and left. FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I had a shift as a carer in a high-rise disability home, and working with a lady whom was once a midwife. She had a toy baby, and was rocking it. When I asked her what she was going to do what the baby so she could come to lunch, she casually threw the baby off the balcony and shrugged. FML
Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML
Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change her baby's nappy on a table. One moment I was asking her to leave, and the next, she was shoving a fully shat-out nappy into my hands. She asked me to get rid of it and fetch her baby wipes. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking customer carrying a very suspicious looking baby stroller with a blanket on top of it. Thinking they were shoplifting, I stopped them before they walked out of the store and snatched it. The attachable car seat came off and there really was a baby in there. A real live crying baby. FML
Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
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Top comments
Ethan_Anonymous 28
Call child protection services
CliffyB03 28
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
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Comments (84)
reshab911 14
Well, the display crib is actually giving a practical demo for time being.
Mynamewontfi 40
That's surreal to think someone could do that to their baby. Way too irresponsible to have one.
AletheDefender 15
This is like a what would you do scenario from TV, I'm dying, John Quiñones would have been proud of you op
Emmy2086 9
call CPS on that bitch. I have a child and it makes me sick to think that someone could be so irresponsible with they're own child. anything could happen during that time whether she's shopping for 5 minutes or an hour. people like this shouldn't be allowed to breed.
sturschaedel 27
That's when you wait until she is out of sight and call the police because you found an abandoned baby.
Etweens96 25
Call child services
MrKilgore 14
wow. terrible mom right there like wtf
iiTzNeeNerz 26
That's the thing, she's not a mom. A real mother wouldn't do that to her child.
Geckosrock99 33
There is a difference between a mom and a birthgiver. That woman is obviously a birthgiver.
FalloutScrolls 25
CPS ASAP
KxHoneyCombxP 24
Take the baby and call the cops. tell them you found it unattended and you haven't been able to locate the parent
iiTzNeeNerz 26
What the actual ****. CPS needs to be called on this woman and can I personally tie her tubes up so she won't endanger another child like that? Seriously.