By Lunazel93 - 22/10/2012 04:07 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, at work as a massage therapist, I pulled down the guy's blanket slightly to massage his lower back. There were shit stains spreading from his ass crack all the way to his mid-back. When I told him, he wanted me to massage there anyway. FML
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ballpython 15

You should have played along and let him know that you were going to work your way up his back and give him the best scalp massage he has ever had.

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ewang_ 12

Should've just done your job properly and given him a happy ending instead

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pennies_lane 6

Someone clearly needs lessons on how to wipe his arse properly!!! The average 4 year old should be able to teach him.

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titsnotcalm 4

This is so unreasonably hilarious LOL

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skyeyez9 24

Cause If I had a nasty dump that splashed shit all over my ass and back, the first thing I think of is "Hey, now is a good time to immediately head straight to the spa and get a massage, showers can wait." Maybe, he has some sort of freak shit fetish that he tried to force onto you. I would have immediately stopped the session, notify my boss to come over to see his shitty back for proof. Then kick his nasty ass out.

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