Work: Today, at work a little girl wanted a slushie. Instead of pushing...

By conley19 - 15/09/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, at work a little girl wanted a slushie. Instead of pushing the tab in, she lifted it up and broke the machine, spilling slushie all over the floor. I was the only one working, so I had to clean it all up. I spent the rest of my shift covered in red slushie and smelling like cherry. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 243

You deserved it 4 800

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By bbbbb - 14/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 290

You deserved it 1 894

Get me out of here

By fraz206 - 18/03/2019 16:00

Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 989

You deserved it 171

Nice way to end the day

By welp - 27/12/2015 05:08 - United States - Grass Lake

Today, I worked a short shift at work, getting sent home early because it was slow. In the time I was gone, my family decided surprise me by rearranging my room and put in my new desk. They also surprised me when I learned that they'd spilled a slushie on my very expensive computer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 540

You deserved it 1 353

By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 506

You deserved it 2 570

By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 565

You deserved it 3 320

By ClumsyBarista - 20/12/2016 05:04 - United States - Springfield

Today, while serving a line of ten customers by myself at the coffee shop I work at, I knocked over a cup of steaming hot milk and it went all over the coffee bar, espresso machine, floor, and myself. I then had to act like everything was fine and make a line of drinks with milk everywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 977

You deserved it 1 054

No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 038

You deserved it 11 973

You little…

By thathottchickk - 13/12/2011 22:43 - United States

Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 395

You deserved it 3 715

By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 124 846

You deserved it 9 153

By LilyL - 06/06/2010 21:53 - United States

Today, I spent hours cleaning the kitchen that my slob roommates always neglect. I scrubbed the floor, emptied the fridge, washed all the dishes, etc. When I was done, I was thirsty so I got myself a soda. I opened the can, and it exploded and sprayed everything I had just washed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 152

You deserved it 5 726

musu_fml 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 13:14

You must be pretty rubbish at cleaning if you managed to get it all over yourself. What did you do, lie down on the floor and roll back and forth in it until your clothes soaked it all up?

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 15 September 2009 12:08

I guess your cherry has been found.

Comments

theodore4889 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 13:01

what are you talking about? that sounds AWESOME!

musu_fml 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 13:14

You must be pretty rubbish at cleaning if you managed to get it all over yourself. What did you do, lie down on the floor and roll back and forth in it until your clothes soaked it all up?

gonzolove 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 14:11

Bahahahahahahaha. Yea.

exit_arsenic 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 14:36

you mean, that's NOT how you're supposed to clean?! *epiphany* no WONDER i get so many weird looks at work

leilaostara 1

Friday 24 August 2012 21:30

This comment made me laugh more that the actual FML. Haha you rock.

Pointy130 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 13:15

She popped your cherry :p

BeeSkwaird 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 13:30

At least it was the Slushie machine and not, I dunno, the toilet!

lolly_lolly 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 13:35

Don't bitch cherry is jummy!

ryansims 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 13:40

ydi for working at a job and complaining about the work as an fml

GeneralBE 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 14:29

been there, i worked at a gas station all summer, that happened like 3 times and it never gets less annoying

plexico 3

Tuesday 15 September 2009 14:49

Wow, you are lucky she didn't choose the Limburger Cheese-flavored Slushie. How clumsy are you that you got covered in a substance you were trying to clean? I predict motherhood is going to be extra-smelly for you.