Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand, excitedly exclaiming, "Boobies be free!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML
Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, "Well I was looking for your boobs but… apparently you have none." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
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Top comments
khaldun 0
Bahahahaha.... how does trying to get your bra off at all feel like a back rub? Also, unhooking a bra is a two second ordeal while you're sober - why was he having so much trouble? o.0
arms_akimbo 0
Look, if he can't figure out how to unhook a bra, you should probably dump him because he's liable to get into a horrible accident with something simple like an egg beater. It's not safe cracking, it's a frigging bra. I can unhook the damn thing with two fingers.
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Comments (33)
LGshorty 0
ur gay n ur bf is aeowsome
kekelala3 0
How is this an FML?
CRlovers123 0
didnt that still feel good? lol
charbz 0
#9 lol'd
smashu112 0
men don't wear bras that's why it took so long duh!!!
kristirhong 12
Haha! But seriously guys, it's really not that hard. :P
CzarLaval 9
Ohh no life's so hard sometime isn't it :( poor you .. Is that the response you were looking for for random people ??
cherrycokelove 8
he may have took the sensitivity remark as a knock at his manlyness and had to gain it back by bringing in sex innuendo. either way. complete fail on his part.
JothamHousden 17
Your boyfriends an idiot... Any normal man would lie.