Today, at my therapy appointment, I was spilling my guts to my therapist. When I'd finished, to get rid of the awkward silence, I asked, "I'm not crazy, right?" His response was, "That's bit of a loaded question." FML
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Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
Today, I had my first appointment with my new therapist. After I told her my family history and past abusive situations, she looked at me and asked, "How are you still sane?" FML
Today, I started seeing a new therapist and told him everything that was going on in my life. He asked me if I was suicidal; I said no. He paused and asked me, "Why not?" FML
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Today, I was telling my new boyfriend some of my funny family stories. He gave me the most concerned look and asked honestly, “Have you ever thought about going to therapy?” Apparently the stories I told him not only weren’t funny, but pretty damn scary to him. Now he thinks I’m crazy. FML
Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML
Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
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ocramavaf 15
It's ok alice we're all crazy here
Earths_Venus 25
You're worried about being crazy? I worry about being normal! Embrace who you are!
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Comments (61)
Goblin182 27
That's a question you just never ask . . . anybody.
Coeliacchic93 21
maybe you simply didn't find the right one. I've been to a few therapist's and some I didn't get on with but others I did
PatandIsabella 4
Perception is reality =•}
DanielleinDC 34
As long as you don't hurt anyone, embrace the crazy! Why be normal? Normal is so overrated.
joselgarciac 9
in his defense, you are his patient, the chances are higher that you might in fact be crazy...
CrazyMelvin 14
Get a new therapist.
buttcramp 21
maybe the therapist wanted to piss you off to keep you talking and keep the feelings coming out.. if not, I'd get someone new.
worldclassrager 41
Everyone is crazy in their own way...
Omniprism 15
Loaded and relative because we're all in our own way crazy.
AliSama 17
It is as loaded as "Does this dress make me look fat?". It doesn't mean that you are or are not crazy.