Today, at my therapy appointment, I was spilling my guts to my therapist. When I'd finished, to get rid of the awkward silence, I asked, "I'm not crazy, right?" His response was, "That's bit of a loaded question." FML
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Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
Today, I had my first appointment with my new therapist. After I told her my family history and past abusive situations, she looked at me and asked, "How are you still sane?" FML
Today, I started seeing a new therapist and told him everything that was going on in my life. He asked me if I was suicidal; I said no. He paused and asked me, "Why not?" FML
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Today, I was telling my new boyfriend some of my funny family stories. He gave me the most concerned look and asked honestly, “Have you ever thought about going to therapy?” Apparently the stories I told him not only weren’t funny, but pretty damn scary to him. Now he thinks I’m crazy. FML
Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML
Today, my psychiatrist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, he looked surprised and said, "Why not?" FML
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
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Top comments
ocramavaf 15
It's ok alice we're all crazy here
Earths_Venus 25
You're worried about being crazy? I worry about being normal! Embrace who you are!
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Comments (61)
thatkidmal 15
I wouldn't know how to answer your question either, you perceive yourself how you want to perceive yourself
Matilda19 7
as long as he didn't give you the papers you're fine!
FemskyD 26
Thats a very polite yes.. Be gratefull :)
Ashamed_Sister 60
A therapist giving you an FML-feeling and making you feel uncomfortable definitely makes something wrong no matter what you’ve said.
Traitoro 9
You should be ashamed.
LennyComa 39
Since there is no such thing as Normal I think it would be irresponsible of the therapist to say yes or no to that question. However If your therapist decided you were of concern posting this FML would be the least of your worries
brandoneyez1 25
What is normal? What is crazy? That guy is a quack!
JMichael 26
It's ok OP. In a way we are all crazy. Embrace your insane side.
holliepong 8
clearly you're not cause you asked this question!
CB_LAZ3 11
Sounds like you have a lot of stuff on your mind. Good Luck OP!
doglover100 29
We're all a little bit crazy.