Intimacy: Today, at a family Seder, (a Jewish service for Passover), my...

By anon13 - 12/04/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, at a family Seder, (a Jewish service for Passover), my mom served matzah balls during the festive meal. Considering how much I love matzah balls and there aren't many options for me to eat because I'm a vegetarian, I shouted, "I like really big balls!" in front of my entire family. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

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Today, my Jewish boyfriend came over for my extended family's Easter party. My grandmother made fun of him for being Jewish so badly, that he left, crying. She doesn't see what she did wrong. FML

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Today, my mom told me she is serving lasagna and Italian cream cake at my bridal shower. I'm severely lactose intolerant, which I have been telling her for years. She responded by telling me, and I quote, "The food is for the guests." FML

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By BFH4Life - 30/11/2011 09:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad announced to the whole family that we will be having a vegetarian dinner this Christmas to make my step-mum happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 20:39 - United States

Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML

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Aethren 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:06

Today I forgot to put sugar in my coffee, FML.

ijkl0marissa 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:01

Uhm.. why did you shout that? Besides, matzo ball soup (at least at my seder) has chicken in it, and is served in broth, so it isn't a very vegetarian option..

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masterfade27 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:18

why do all vegetarians feel the need to mention that they're a vegetarian whenever they can? This FML would have been equally bad if u had let out the fact that you're vegetarian

badactor009 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:28

Many vegetarians act like flamboyantly gay people regarding a total non-issue. Always in your face about it. You don't hear meat eaters going on and on about their choice of acceptable food. What's next, a parade and a vegetarian pride day? Guess what? Most people don't give a rip what you eat or your sexual preferences. What non issue should we get worked up over next?

lorakf93 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:19

I LOVE BIG BALLSS.

zombiebombatron 6

Thursday 26 July 2012 6:59

WE ALL LOVE BIG BALLS

deliciouskaek 1

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:20

awkward, but not awful. how did this even get through?

thekraken 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:26

OY! You've got to be more careful you do!

Cerataphora 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:26

Why are there always so many comments to the effect of "why is this an FML blah blah blah I don't know how to stfu"? Just deal with it.

mylifesucks52 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:36

how do we even know this is a guy? all you people are using 'he', this could just as well be a girl! and what girl doesnt like big balls. but yea...stupid FML. your mind is too clean if you think that is dirty

JeWbOy101 11

Tuesday 21 May 2013 7:16

It says female by the post so the people saying he aren't paying attention

mysteryman841 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:43

haha dork. you really did deserve that one.

SpunkT 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 16:48

#11, in this case it's relevant, because the reason he/she was so excited was because it's one of the few things they can eat. Jesus Christ, I find more vegetarian haters than pushy vegetarians.

JeWbOy101 11

Tuesday 21 May 2013 7:20

Gotta love a "Jesus Christ" comment on a Jewish post lmao.. Although since it's about seder and the fact that Jesus was a Jew who's "Last Supper" was infant actually a Seder it is kind of fitting.