Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
Today, I woke up to my yard covered in snow, Christmas music playing loudly, and my noisy, obnoxious aunt and her three year old twin daughters playing and screaming. They're going to be living with us until after the winter holidays. It's only November 18th. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
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wolfsheart 14
merry Christmas!!!
FurryPride 9
He could of been blaring Justin Bieber music. So calm down.
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iAmScrubs 19
There is never a bad time to play Christmas music. Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful. And since there's no place to go. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
PDeffinP 0
I personally have jingle bells stuck in my head 365 days a year! ho ho ho
lalala2589 0
There is never a good time to play Christmas music. Not even on Christmas.
MsMeiriona 2
I had a little Shoggoth, I conjured up one day, I used the elder sigil, now Shoggie and I play, Shoggoth Shoggoth Shoggoth, with mouths and pseudopods, Shoggoth Shoggoth Shoggoth, foul creature of the gods.
MsMeiriona 2
one day while we were playing, my monstrous pal broke free, I dropped the elder sigil, Lil Shoggie turned on me Shoggoth Shoggoth Shoggoth, he ripped me to a shread, Shoggoth Shoggoth Shoggoth, we played and now I'm dead.
Sweej 1
Hey! Look on the bright side, now.... now..... f*ck, I guess there isn't a bright side. FYL.
hellojuicyhello 5
haha I sing Christmas songs all year long! at least he didn't yell at u, like my mum did when I came home drunk at 6am n had to go to PTA meeting at 8:/ lol
hellojuicyhello 5
that was this morin
itswhateveridk 0
which would mean you both live with your mother and have a child to go to a PTA meeting for? and you still get wasted? cool story bro keep bragging about shameful things.
ThorneCrossed 9
half Christmas! get the keg-nog!
hellojuicyhello 5
keg-nog hahaha
LordGoober 13
My family's eggnog recipe, one part Jack Daniels...
satanic_fml 13
workaholics
Wheredidgrungego 12
Family weekend? Watch out for the mistletoe.
TheBlackCops 0
Where's your Christmas spirit?
VickyStar 7
lol :P
gptrash420 0
yo!
DKjazz 20
I once heard a totally killer version of "Little Drummer Boy". The drummer took a huge, but absolutely awesome solo. But I suppose no amount of drumming can cure a hangover. Sorry OP!
hatepineapple 14
If you could find this online, that would be awesome. (Or if you just told me who did it)
bwenduh45 7
Christmas in July! :D
Exopes 0
hahaaaa :D It's funny because It's not Christmas right now.
SneakherHead 5
lmao the picture goes totally with your comment
leemurcat 5
I think that's the point.. lol