By Anonymous - 28/02/2017 22:00

Spicy
Today, as I was at Starbucks writing a paper, a man came and sat next to me. He started staring at me, then I noticed his hands were down his pants. It was noticeable that he was masturbating, so I went to tell a worker. They just said, "He's a regular" and didn't do anything about it. FML
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Steve115s 7

I believe public masturbation is illegal, so If you happen to see him again and he is masturbating call the police

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jcash52426 5

Steven Linda what the **** does that have to do with what this person posted. Anyway next time you see someone masturbating in public try a take a pic of his face and move away from him and call the police.

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knackers01 2

should of poured hot coffee onto his junk. thats so innapropriate it's not even allowed at strip clubs

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species4872 19

It's illegal anywhere if it is view of the public. You could be in your own home but if you can be seen by the public through a window....illegal.

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OhPuhleeze 23

Oh My God, Stephen with a PhD you spend way too much time at the Starbucks.

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naturegrl 9

You should have called the police. I hope you don't ever have that happen to you again.

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species4872 19

Suppose they gotta look after their regulars.

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blackrose1996 11

Call the cops next time

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sasquatchius 3

Uhh... call the cops. Public masturbation is illegal everywhere.

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Nnzyb 8

Some companies have rules about employees not calling the police on their customers, with exceptions for things like shoplifting or actively causing a disturbance. In that case, that employee's hands are tied. It might have been a different story if the guy whipped his dick out or started engaging people. Still, you're more than welcome to take matters into your own hands and call the police yourself.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Don't go there anymore. And call corporate and report him and the employee.

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NikkiNemo 13

how about instead of posting on fml you call the damn cops you igot

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Jacobus_G 3

did the guy that look normal or could he have had a mental handicap. maybe everybody in the Starbucks knows that it's a lot easier to just let him do what he's going to do because he freaks out and cause a big scene whenever gets challenged

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