Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML
Today, my brother thought it'd be hilarious to tease a group of Pokémon players. They thought it'd be hilarious to beat both our asses. FML
Today, I was walking in the street, and ahead of me was a girl with a flowing dress. It was windy and the dress lifted up, showing for a split second Pokemon underwear. Before I could stop myself, I said: "Pikachu, I see you." She turned around and slapped me. FML
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
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Lithium98 0
Pokemón Nerd used TAUNT. It's super effective!
moonmask 0
But the original 151 were badass! The new ones are starting to suck.
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Comments (220)
RandomGuy1234 0
LOl,i would have said "SNORLAX USED RAGE!" and start going crazy on their asses
bloodymelly 0
if you're a nice person, i'd feel bad. but if you're like the person i refer to as snorlax, i wouldnt feel bad. cuz he's an asshole.
spellbound 0
ahaha! win!
brushababyy 0
snorlax used arm thrust. it's not very effective...
mattm0294 0
dude just because they made a pokemon reference doesn't mean they're nerds! I'm a sophmore starting football player with an extremely hot girlfriend and I ****ing loving the original pokemon! pokemon is meant for ALL you fat sack o' shit
recreationxd 0
they should be taught a lesson!!!
Kadaver 1
I like pokemon and I am most deffinitly NOT a nerd. Ydi.
Cruelty 0
im 15 and i still havent caught em all. FML? :0
Cruelty 0
Im 15 and i STILL havent caught em all. damn idiots keep adding new ones.
dj_maxxx 0
Pokemon is a way of life!