Cxisbest
United States
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
ProAwkward
Grand Prairie, United States
Avoidance issues
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
toelie
Oh the times, they are a-changin'
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Anonymous
Carbondale, United States
Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML
tlm84
Fitchburg, United States
Toxic much?
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Too manly
Stockton, United States
Today, as I was walking with my boyfriend, holding hands, a woman began screaming at us about how we "f*ggots" are "ruining America." I'm a girl. FML
Rick
United States
Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML
thedogwalker
Mistaken identity
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
WTF Lady?
Rod Stewart was wrong
Today, I was walking down my street when a girl came up behind me and started yelling about me being a slut. When she saw I was the wrong person, she continued to yell at me because I have blonde hair. FML
ConfidenceShattered
Thanks guys
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
anniecook
United States
Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML
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ollie179 21
tell em to go f*ck themselves
insanesna1l 0
just hope you never end up in prison
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Comments (233)
techweed 12
is it because of your small boobs, penis-like ****** or your manly haircut or voice?? JK but seriously, it's easily resolved........FLASH THEM
ydi_4_suking 20
haha penis-like- ****** wtf? maybe its a weird camel toe that looks like she has a package
smileydancer92 2
men can get boob jobs too lol the only proof is to flash the genitals... even though that can be changed as well . :-/
gtwerd 0
Stop the ugly duck face... and kill all that make up..
Jizwold 0
why is there cum on ur lips 47?
Resplendant 5
I've seen people with loads more makeup on than that. It's not your face, so why tell her what to do? o.-
NavySEAL13 0
so just turn around and give them a little peek that's what I do jk but seriously you need a make up change if you look like a dude are you emo if so that's the whole problem there THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crafty44444 8
Well, did you inform them on which one you were?
MissBunny25 0
aw you look kind of like Miranda cosgrove!
Crucial347 0
yeah if Miranda was fat
MissBunny25 0
hey 87 do us all a favor and drink a nice cold glass of shut the **** up.
Kallik 0
I agree with you missbunny but 87's post was kinda funny.
Alex94xela 0
crucia has a point her face is a bit chubbier not fat tho that's too much
crafty44444 8
wow, just when I was thinking not everyone in this world are assholes. thanks though missbunny
carlosestrada1 4
87 post FTW
A7X_LoVeee 10
89 I haven't heard of that drink. Sounds tasty though. But um yeah you do look like Miranda, that's crazy lol! Have you heard that before?
crafty44444 8
I haven't heard that before actually.
bobateme 0
87, How bout you take a short walk off a tall bridge :)
briidontgive_ 0
Lmao 87 and 89.
crafty44444 8
173, you made my day :)
sccrismyantidrg 4
She has a round face from genetics. Do you see any second chins that are normally indicative of a fat person? I don't think she looks fat; you people are just idiots.
ChantelRenaeee 0
ydi for looking like a dude.
cc_the_beast 6
Pot....Kettle?
ChantelRenaeee 0
what?
addie19 6
that's hilarious #50!
mazzera_fml 7
haha good one #50
_Itz_Meena_ 0
#50: is saying your comment Is like the pot calling the kettle black. basically, she's saying you look like a dude as well. *well that's the impression I got.
ChantelRenaeee 0
well in my defense, my hair was in a bun as it usually was last year and I have a side fringe going on?
dropdead16 0
Justin Beiber has bangs too.
BayBeezy 0
It's a girl!??
ChantelRenaeee 0
well Justin bieber is a girl, so thanks.
morty356 0
um might want to fix dat
Peacewind 0
Happens to me all the time. no worries.
daddyusmc 0
That's not good, you realize that right?
GaryMuzz 4
love your icon
RabenSchwartz 3
same, people think I'm a boy a lot. I think it's kinda cool actually. and how is that a bad thing?
baseballin25 0
HAIRCUT
mollysticks 10
I read this in Homer Simpson's voice...
lolitaababy 0
ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
funkmasternikkin 0
fguu
funkmasternikkin 0
fguu
bigJ13626 0
i agreee hahahahahahaha
DocBastard 40
I have the same exact issue with KaySL.
Alex94xela 0
^win ROFL
ugliness 6
just tell them, despite what everyone else thinks just be yourself :)
faithlee 13
my bad