Today, as a science teacher, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of my students asked me if it was "photoshopped." He was being serious. FML
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Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML
Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML
Today, my science teacher decided not to recommend me for an honors science class for next year. The reason? Last week, I made the mistake of asking whether spray tans give vitamins in the same way as the sun. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, my boss asked if anyone knew basic Photoshop, and I volunteered because I once edited memes in high school. Two hours later I was sweating through my shirt trying to remove a reflection from a company head shot while my coworkers slowly realized I had absolutely no idea what I was doing. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
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Wizardo 33
It amazes me how some of these kids have no perception and differentiation of reality and virtual reality... Or is this all a lie? Are we in the matrix?
blcksocks 19
"Of course not, I use MS Paint"
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Comments (107)
Enslaved 36
Who's at fault when so many students turn out uneducated? Answer-- not the teachers!
ElricMustang 23
I would've said yes
gilliaga73 18
Well I guess you've got your next Science class lesson planned then.
Emilystar0298 9
Kids these days! The utter amazement of the fact they were totally serious is boggling!
isabellasimone 18
You should make him stay after class and do the experiment in front of him, provided it isn't too dangerous or anything!
TheComedyAudio 29
Ask him if his girlfriend is photoshopped.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
The stupidity is strong with that one.
turdoblast 21
next time do it as David Blaine and pass it off for magic.
sarcasticlover 30
kids these days! how do they come up with all this?
mangobbler 11
That kid fell, during birth, head first towards the ground. Some people are dumb beyond comprehension, so good luck, OP.
Zomg_Okay 26
I can't remember where I heard it but I think this quote applies to the kid in the FML: "Some babies are dropped on their heads. You were clearly thrown at a wall."